Random Bollocks

There are currently 171,476 words in the English dictionary (and that’s not counting the 47,156 obsolete words).

Remembering all of these words is difficult, difficult, Tracy, difficult.

Because we often put the dishes in the tumble dryer and clothes in the microwave, here is a short glossary of common terms to help you decipher our random bollocks.

B

Beepy Wheely (noun)
A car. Shortened from ‘beepy wheely automobily’.

Bird Leaf (noun)
A feather.

C

Car Postcode (noun)
Number plate displayed on a beepy wheely.

Craving Water
Thirsty for hydration.

D

Danager Noodle (noun)
Snake or other legless lizards.

H

Hams (noun)
Measure of loudness of a sound.

Q

Quickie (noun)
A quiche.

Quickie (verb)
Prompt shag.

T

Tracy (adverb)
To a very great degree; very